The catalog

Three disciplines. Zero effort.

Every loop is built for your avatar's proportions and the world you'll be pretending in. All of them are performed seated.
Discipline 01 · Yoga

Sunrise Flow

Arms sweep overhead, one foot finds the opposite knee, and your avatar holds a tree pose so steady that the instructor pauses the class to point at it. Your own balance is not required. Your own balance is in a beanbag.

Includes a slow exhale, a namaste on the instructor's count and a closing bow timed for maximum respect.

A lime avatar sweeps its arms overhead and settles into a steady tree pose on a pink mat in front of a setting sun. The display reads balance 100 percent; your balance: seated.
Balance: 100%. Yours is not measured, as you are not standing.
Discipline 02 · Dance

Floor Filler

Point up, hands on hips, bounce, wave, repeat, on the beat, for as long as the world plays music. Your avatar becomes the one everybody films. You become the one nobody can see, because the lights are off and you would like them to stay that way.

Beat-matched to the world's speakers, with a shuffle that knows when the bass is coming.

A lime avatar dancing on a flashing disco floor under a swinging mirror ball: pointing up, hands on hips, waving. The display reads combo times 48; steps taken in real life: 0.
Steps taken on camera: all of them. Steps taken in real life: none.
Discipline 03 · Cardio

Personal Best

A flat-out treadmill sprint at a pace that would hospitalise most people, held for as long as the headset stays on. The leaderboard records the distance. The couch records the dent.

Includes a forward lean, a determined jaw and an optional towel to the forehead at the one-hour mark.

A lime avatar sprinting on a treadmill set to 16.0 with speed lines streaming past. The display reads heart rate 172; distance from couch: 0 metres.
Distance on the leaderboard: considerable. Distance from the couch: 0 m.
Price list

What a body costs

Each discipline is a one-time commission, sized to your avatar. The add-ons are where the realism lives.

Item Price
Sunrise Flow, yoga loop Tree pose, sun salutation, namaste $49.00
Floor Filler, dance loop Beat-matched to the world's speakers $59.00
Personal Best, cardio loop Treadmill or track $39.00
Sweat shader A tasteful glisten that builds over the session $15.00
Heavy breathing, audio Plays over the crunching $12.00
Clean-hand texture Your avatar's fingers stay spotless, whatever colour yours are $9.99
Mic gate for the bag Blocks the rustle. Nobody needs to know which aisle $19.00
Protein shake prop Shaped like a protein shake. Will be green $6.00
Loyalty credit, returning clients You came back. Did you get up to do it? -$20.00
The Full Athlete: every loop, every add-on $188.99